Have you ever been called a care bear? Did it bother you, did you feel emasculated or defeminized, then worry not.
Carebears is here to teach you how to put the Bear in Carebear.
If you're wondering what’s in it for us, it’s because we Care.
We follow the belief that no person is a nonfactor^, everyone has a place in the Mortal Caste System^^, and we aim to put the care bears back on top.
We aim to make a welcoming inclusive guild that welcomes care bears of all backgrounds and experience levels^^^.
We will train you to be the best Carebear you can be if you enroll in our Bear Necessities courses.
The Bear Necessities
Hugging- Hugging is the esteemed Carebear fighting style popularized by Rowyn.
This includes getting on top of your opponent and hugging them furiously until either party is satisfied.
Care Bear Stare- This course will teach you about the wonders of Mortal’s wonderful magic system.
Cupid- Learn to fire volleys of love into unsuspecting people.
Such love also includes mounted love positions like “cowboy,cowgirl”.
Sadly “reverse cowgirl” has not been implemented.
Rainbow Riding- We will show you the Rainbow Routes to all the places in Myrland.
Care Bear Love- The Carebear crew will teach you how to implement the most powerful ingredient in all crafting, love.
We will even teach you how to collect and utilize Love in all forms including Liquid forms!
If these interest you, Please contact Carebear Myrk (Myrkr#7532) or Carebear Rowyn (Maxiumus#5285) for more information.
^People of lower Castes are not people and are indeed nonfactors.
^^Mortal Caste system from lowest to highest. Aralis,Blueblockers,Horse Killers,Guardzone abusers,Misc Griefers, RP’ers,Carebears,Anti-RPK’ers,PK’ers,RPK’ers.
^^^Aralis,griefers and other hateful people are not welcome.
^^^^We are an empire building guild
