Chuck Norris
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I don't strike gold, gold is the byproduct of Me roundhouse kicking rocks.
I can slam a revolving door
Dribble a bowling ball
Big Foot is still hiding because he saw me roaming the mountains
I make onions cry
Beat the sun in a staring contest
I don't breath, I hold the air hostage
Can burn ants with a magnifying glass, at night.
I can cook rice in 30 seconds
I can slam a revolving door
Dribble a bowling ball
Big Foot is still hiding because he saw me roaming the mountains
I make onions cry
Beat the sun in a staring contest
I don't breath, I hold the air hostage
Can burn ants with a magnifying glass, at night.
I can cook rice in 30 seconds
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